being sad every night wasn’t really how i pictured my life would be yet here we are
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
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hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him
I’m pretty sure Dorian can take him.